And I miss your precious heart

stuffandthingsilikee: Victo Ngai Ahh I love Victo Ngai soooo...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:32:30 -0400

stuffandthingsilikee:

Victo Ngai

Ahh I love Victo Ngai soooo much.

I guess I’m kind of an amped person. I get way excited about the things I like.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:13:55 -0400

I guess I’m kind of an amped person. I get way excited about the things I like.

sour-blue: Cooper Thompson has a very distinctive look, like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:56:45 -0400

sour-blue:

Cooper Thompson has a very distinctive look, like the lovechild of a porcelain doll and a Greek god statue.

thelastdregs: Stunning Pixel Art Created by Waneella

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:54:43 -0400

thelastdregs:

Stunning Pixel Art

Created by Waneella

"Have you ever had that feeling? That you’d like to go to a whole different place and become a whole..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:44:53 -0400

“Have you ever had that feeling? That you’d like to go to a whole different place and become a whole different self?”

- Haruki Murakami, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle (via subtrist)

peabug: getdestroyed-staydestroyed: Sleep Paralysis is a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:59:10 -0400

peabug:

getdestroyed-staydestroyed:

Sleep Paralysis is a phenomenon in which people, either falling asleep or waking up, temporarily experience the inability to move. Scientifically its the transition state between wakefulness and rest characterized by complete muscle atonia (muscle weakness).

I’ve known several people who have had sleep paralysis, who have even made characters who share the same trait. I’ve never suffered from it myself but I find the folklore around it fascinating, because no matter what nation of origin it always has to do with the visitation of a demon or vengeful spirit who either sits on, restrains, or strangles said victim. And so I drew my own little depiction of it, complete with a demon girl puking black stuff on a guy.

I dunno, sue me.

Fun Fact Of the Day #1 the myth of the succubus and incubus came out of the hallucinations people have when they experience sleep paralysis

Fun Fact Of The Day #2 this dude’s art is so fucking rad

I’ve never been so turned on by someone’s honesty. I’m dying. I’ve finally...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:52:24 -0400

I’ve never been so turned on by someone’s honesty.

I’m dying. I’ve finally met someone who is just as (or way more) fucked up as me. And I love it. I’m craving it.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 05:42:07 -0400

empresswuofthetangclan: Hi. These are some pictures of my butt...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:41:10 -0400

empresswuofthetangclan:

Hi. These are some pictures of my butt that I’ve posted on my blog. I just wanted to clear some stuff up about them. I have stopped posting them in the past because I was dating someone who 1) didn’t want other people seeing my butt and 2) was embarrassed that I would post them.

Here’s the most basic way I can say what I’m thinking.

Here’s what these pictures DON’T mean:

I want to have sex with you.

I want your attention.

I want sexual attention.

I have issues with self esteem.

I have no self-respect.

I have “daddy issues”.

I will have sex with you no matter who you are.

I am unintelligent and vapid.

Here’s what these pictures DO mean:

The human body is beautiful.

I have a butt.

It’s a good butt.

I’m proud of it.

Here’s a picture of it.

That’s it.

Nothing else.

Just a butt.

Here’s what these pictures say about me:

Nothing.

Here’s what pisses me off:

People who think that showing your body equates to a lack of self-respect or says something about your sexual activity.

People who think that this justifies receiving fucked up and creepy anonymous messages of harassment.

People who think that seeing a picture of my butt says anything about my personality, my mind, my soul, etc.

People who say they back up feminism and body positiveness, but if their girlfriend, or a girl they were interested in, posted a picture of their body on the internet they would suddenly “lose respect” for them.

People who think naked bodies = sex.

People who say things like “Do you think you’ll ever get a boyfriend if you’re posting those pictures?”, “I thought you weren’t posting those pictures anymore, haha.”, or “Why would someone date you when they can just look at your blog for those pictures?”

People who say those things and then ask me to send them pictures of my body. Fuck you.

Here’s what (I think) you should do:

Stop leaving hateful anonymous messages.

Stop using words like “slut” and “whore”.

Stop having double standards.

Stop assuming things about people.

Stop being hateful.

Be kind, be gentle, be respectful.

Keep scrolling down your dashboard.

Keep your shitty thoughts to yourself.

Love yourself.

That’s basically all I wanted to say for now, I’m sure I’ll end up thinking of more things but this has been a massive post about being body positive and loving the way you look and not letting shitty people get you down.

This girl is AMAZING.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:39:17 -0400

the-milk-eyed-mender: jellypolyp: twerkyvulture: littlemissgg:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:11:57 -0400

the-milk-eyed-mender:

jellypolyp:

twerkyvulture:

littlemissgg:

Black Widow Bullet Vibe - Creepiest vibrator ever?

more like cutest omfg

I neeeeeeed it

Was this made for me

this was made for me

WANT.

charliexxx: theresmilkinthetardis: tangiblesoul: trynabecarefr...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:07:28 -0400

charliexxx:

theresmilkinthetardis:

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

“Well, now that you put it that way, it makes perfect sense.”

oh my god i can’t stop laughing

biosonic: thex-kid: unicow-nak-nak: hallowedhorrors: skindeap...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:00:04 -0400

biosonic:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

Become the succubus

wryer: by Jenny Holzer

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:00:54 -0400

wryer:

by Jenny Holzer

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:59:37 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:46:48 -0400

magicbuffet: for real my calves aren’t super defined and i have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:40:49 -0400

magicbuffet:

for real my calves aren’t super defined and i have cellulite n scars n mottled skin sometimes and it’s amazing and i wanna shake it all over everyone’s face

hannahmakeslotsofthings: sairobee: Oh, hey, it looks like the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:40:11 -0400

hannahmakeslotsofthings:

sairobee:

Oh, hey, it looks like the cover variants for Candy Capers #2 have been posted! You can check them all out here. I did this one. :D

Check out this Adventure Time Candy Capers #2 cover by Sairobee!

I’ll be lettering this little number, so be sure to pick one up when it’s out on August! Check out the variant covers here.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:27:27 -0400

God, my sister is the scummiest person on the planet. We went to a MOVIE for like 3 hours, and I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:43:00 -0400

God, my sister is the scummiest person on the planet.

We went to a MOVIE for like 3 hours, and I can’t even be around her for the brief moments we were talking. She’s rude, selfish, and I can’t even believe she’s legally an adult, because she acts like she’s 13.

I literally hope she gets rejected from a community college, because she’s that dumb, and can’t even get hired at a Walmart, because she’s the salt of the earth.